Mommy Wants a Timeout

In which I contemplate absurd moments in parenthood, occasionally attempt to refer to myself as a “triathlete” while keeping a straight face, and maybe post some random pictures of stuff I’m knitting

Swim, Bike…Knit?

“Honey, guess what? I found a way to combine my two favorite hobbies!”

My husband looked up from the TV long enough to answer “Being a huge dork, and…wait…Sorry, I can’t think of the other one.”

“Ha, ha, you’re hilarious. No, look, I found a pattern for a knitted triathlon hat! It’s amazing! It’s going to be the greatest thing I ever knitted! I’m going to wear it every single day as long as I live!”

Again, he looked up just long enough to glance at the pattern, raise his eyebrows, and roll his eyes.

“Just wait…It’s going to be AWESOME!”

And, in my opinion, it is:

Most Awesomest Hat EVER!!!

Those are little footprints running around the top, in case you couldn’t tell.

Seriously, I might never take it off!

All credit goes to Molly Kent for the pattern.

Single Post Navigation

7 thoughts on “Swim, Bike…Knit?

  1. Bryanne on said:

    Definitely an awesome hat. But the most awesome part is that you knit it! I have knit envy. 🙂 Now that you have the hat, you have to put the sticker on your car.

  2. Holy awesome! So great, Marty! I love it.

  3. OMG! That is so cute!!! Work those mad knitting skillz girlfriend!!

  4. We know that your hubby could never do anything like that. We also know that you tie his shoes for him because he can only tie surgical knots.

  5. kruzmeister on said:

    Very cool! Perfect for those early morning winter runs 🙂

Leave a comment