“Honey, guess what? I found a way to combine my two favorite hobbies!”
My husband looked up from the TV long enough to answer “Being a huge dork, and…wait…Sorry, I can’t think of the other one.”
“Ha, ha, you’re hilarious. No, look, I found a pattern for a knitted triathlon hat! It’s amazing! It’s going to be the greatest thing I ever knitted! I’m going to wear it every single day as long as I live!”
Again, he looked up just long enough to glance at the pattern, raise his eyebrows, and roll his eyes.
“Just wait…It’s going to be AWESOME!”
And, in my opinion, it is:
Those are little footprints running around the top, in case you couldn’t tell.
All credit goes to Molly Kent for the pattern.